The Write Direction

Friday Fun-for-All

staciculverauthor — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:00:53 +0000

Being a psych student, this always cracks me up.

Automated Directory Assistance at a Psychologist’s Office

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don’t press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.

pasted from: http://www.ahajokes.com/p016.html

Food For Thought

staciculverauthor — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:00:49 +0000

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

Hump Day Motivation

staciculverauthor — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:00:11 +0000

Opportunity is missed by most people becasue it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

~Thomas Edison

Monday Merriment

staciculverauthor — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:15:16 +0000

After a long hard weekend (okay, it’s probably only me that couldn’t wait for this weekend to end, lol), I needed a good laugh, and Rob Paravonian’s “Pachabel Rant” hit the spot. Enjoy…

Food for Thought

staciculverauthor — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:00:02 +0000

What sin do you most like committing? Do you ever feel guilty about it?

Hump Day Motivation

staciculverauthor — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:00:25 +0000

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”

- Zig Ziglar

Monday Merriment

staciculverauthor — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 11:00:52 +0000

Yes, yes, it’s another Monday, but take heart…at least nothing in this video is happening to you!

Friday Fun-for-All

staciculverauthor — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 11:00:26 +0000

I laughed so hard I cried when I watched this. Hope you do to!

~Staci

Whose Line is it Anyway – Irish Drinking Song – Using the wrong name in bed

Food For Thought

staciculverauthor — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 11:00:11 +0000

Would you do you feel unfaithful to your partner if you had sexual daydreams/fantasies about someone else? If the situation were reversed, would you feel like he/she was unfaithful to you?

Hump Day Motivation

staciculverauthor — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:54:35 +0000

“Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.”
~Lou Holtz