Friday Fun-for-All

26 02 2010

Being a psych student, this always cracks me up. 🙂

Automated Directory Assistance at a Psychologist’s Office

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don’t press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.

pasted from: http://www.ahajokes.com/p016.html





Food For Thought

25 02 2010

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?





Hump Day Motivation

24 02 2010

Opportunity is missed by most people becasue it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

~Thomas Edison





Monday Merriment

22 02 2010

After a long hard weekend (okay, it’s probably only me that couldn’t wait for this weekend to end, lol), I needed a good laugh, and Rob Paravonian’s “Pachabel Rant” hit the spot. Enjoy…





Food for Thought

11 02 2010

What sin do you most like committing? Do you ever feel guilty about it?





Hump Day Motivation

10 02 2010

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”

– Zig Ziglar





Monday Merriment

8 02 2010

Yes, yes, it’s another Monday, but take heart…at least nothing in this video is happening to you!