Monday Merriment

1 02 2010

Top 10 Great—er, um Bad—Pickup Lines

What better way to kick off our Unromantic Valentine Theme than with pickup lines gone awry. 🙂 Enjoy…

  1. That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d be coming too.
  2. Do you believe in love at first sight…or should I walk past you again?
  3. Is your last name Gillette? Because, girl, you’re the best a man can get.
  4. Just call me milk, baby, because I’ll do your body good.
  5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
  6. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants?
  7. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher…have you seen one?
  8. Wanna Play House? You can be the screen door and I can slam you all night long.
  9. Hi, my name is Bob. Remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night long.
  10. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

~Staci Culver



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